Rhonda
James E. Capelle wrote:
> An American woman of 37 wants to get married, but she is only
> willing to marry a man if he has never been (sexually) with a woman.
> After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a
>
> personal ad.
>
> She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life
> in the Australian Outback. They end up getting married. On their
> wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the
> festivities.
>
> When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in
> the middle of the room, naked... and all the furniture from the room
> piled
> in one corner.
>
> "What happened?" she asks.
>
> "I've never been with a woman" he says, "but if it's anything like
> screwing
> a kangaroo...I'm gonna need all the room I can get"