Re: [RML] SPAM Dumping more bounce out of my file today.

Rhonda Wilson (rhondawi at sprynet.com)
Wed, 15 Oct 1997 10:26:47 -0700

Hmm, so that's what you fellows do for fun down under. Is that the real
reason why Roy keeps going on those vacations down there? Is this the real
reason he gave up the Emus?

Rhonda

James E. Capelle wrote:

> An American woman of 37 wants to get married, but she is only
> willing to marry a man if he has never been (sexually) with a woman.
> After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a
>
> personal ad.
>
> She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life
> in the Australian Outback. They end up getting married. On their
> wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the
> festivities.
>
> When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in
> the middle of the room, naked... and all the furniture from the room
> piled
> in one corner.
>
> "What happened?" she asks.
>
> "I've never been with a woman" he says, "but if it's anything like
> screwing
> a kangaroo...I'm gonna need all the room I can get"