I think it may have also been the same 70-year old who wanted to know if he
was getting stronger as he was getting older. When his doctor asked him how
he figured that out he replied - "Well when I was younger, I would wake up
in the morning and it would take all the strength in both arms to hold it
down, now I can lift it up with one finger!"
Bruce Hansen, ANGFA
Check out our web site a http://www.angfa.org
Remember, "When in doubt, leave it out!"
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> From: Andrew Boyd <andrew at pcug.org.au>
> To: rainbowfish at pcug.org.au
> Subject: Re: [RML] SPAM cooking, teasing and ketchup. Was Juliescooking.
> Date: Tuesday, 18 March 1997 7:27
>
> At 08:04 AM 12/17/96 +1000, Dr Bruce wrote:
> >Heay Alan,
> >
> >Surely you don't expect a doctor to tell? That's one of my main selling
> >points ( together with my vasectomy, my old-world manners, the fact that
my
> >children are grown-up, etc etc ;-)
>
> A 70 year old man goes to the Doctor to recieve his test results...
>
> The Doc says: "I have some bad news, you have to give up 50% of your
sexual
> activity or you will die!"
>
> The patient replies: "So what should I stop? Talking about it, or
thinking
> about it?"
>
> ;-)
>
> Regards, Andrew Boyd
> __________________________________________________________________
> Andrew Boyd - andrew at pcug.org.au - http://www.pcug.org.au/~andrew
> "May you kindle Fire and never be burned by it,
> May the Air never send storms across your path,
> May the path across the Earth be a soft one,
> May the Water of your tears always taste sweet with joy,
> May your Spirit find your own true path...."
> __________________________________________________________________
>
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