Immediately a pair of huge crocodiles launched themselves from the opposite
bank and in double quick time had swallowed his clients. Over the next few
hours the police and the Wildlife Rangers managed to shoot and string-up
the 2 crocodiles while the tour operator spent the whole time moaning about
how bad it was for business and how he hadn't been paid.
Whereupon the policeman slit open the female croc to display the body of
his Russian client and cheerfully announced, "Never mind mate! Obviously
your checque's in the male!" ;-)
PS I hope that doesn't look too French to you Roy, or even double Dutch.
e.g. checque/check/Czech
male/mail ;-) :-)
Bruce Hansen
ANGFA
email: bhansen at ozemail.com.au
Don't miss the ANGFA web pages at -
http://www.ozemail.com.au/~fisher/angfa.htm
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<<From: MATDIV <asalmon at mat.army.defence.gov.au>
To: 'rainbowfish at pcug.org.au'
Subject: RE: Re[2]: [RML] For Dr. Bruce
Date: Friday, 17 January 1997 13:16
Reminds me of one day in Wyndham (WA) at a place called Crocodile Point...
it is located near a small creek that used to drain the offal from the
local abattoir...anyway, there's three young Aboriginal children (aged 4-7)
walking ankle deep through the mud and mangroves chasing mudskippers. I
reckon there were thirty slides leading into the water a couple of metres
away...but as we all know, crocodiles don't pose any threat to humans (well
not Germans, anyway) :)>>
I haven't heard of any Crocodiles telling us whether Germans don't taste
too good - perhaps Heiko Bleher and Herman Bauer are right.